Tuesday, July 28, 2009

SSSSSingapore
Dates: July 21... for about 5 days or so!
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Sleek. Sanitized. Spotless. Shopping. Welcome to the efficient city of Singapore, a city that is a country, and a country that smells completely of money. Designer labelled mannequins and crack cocaine advertising schemes mutate consumerist genes into designer jeans, and the world continues to spin on its economic axis.

Standing on the balcony of my 5 star hotel room, my bathrobe fluttered in the updraft as I watched other executives lounging about and milking the corporate budget. I would soon be flung back into the slums of the backpacker hostelling world, but luckily only for a few days before I connected with a former university friend. We shared some beers and a few stories of individualistic and idealistic thinking and scurried off to social gatherings of drum performances and riverside brunches. The mosque outside her apartment in Little Arab sung sweet songs so unfamiliar to the other mosques in Indonesia.

Silent. Safe. Soft. Singapore.


Singapore, Singapore. The shopping in Singapore is truly off the hook.

Singapore. Brenda and her drum circle group!


Little Arab, Singapore. The promenade in front of quite possibly the best (or only good) sounding mosque in the world!


Little Arab, Singapore. The little arab mosque from the front.


Little India, Singapore. Ornate decorations adorn this indian temple.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Big Durian Bomb (Indonesia Part 4)

Jakarta, Java, Indonesia
July 17 – July 21
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The spiky durian fruit remains one of the strangest gastronomic experiences you will ever endure. Imagine licking warm mushy brown bananas covered in sweet condensed milk and served on the armpit of someone else’s sweaty gym jersey. Perhaps the infamous chef, Anthony Bourdain, describes his beloved durian best: "Its taste can only be described as... indescribable, something you will either love or despise. Your breath will smell as if you'd been French-kissing your dead grandmother." The durian excretes an overwhelmingly horrid smell, and Indonesia’s capitol city of Jakarta has been branded The Big Durian for similar reasons.

It was only 9am in Batu Karas and the rain had relaxed only a little. I had already finished a few hours of surfing and half a Bintang by the time I saw my cell phone flashing on my bed. Bombs had just exploded in Jakarta. Since the media has a bad habit of amplifying panic when sensational and also of suppressing information when deemed dangerous, I decided to take my chances on an overnight bus to Jakarta.

Sitting on the floor of the grungy bus station at 4:30am, we understood immediately why Jakarta is nicknamed The Big Durian. With a little time to waste, my new travel companion pulled out her guitar to play one of her own compositions. The unexpected beauty of Jenny Bell's voice cut through the thick and dirty Jakarta air; time, space, and smells dissipated into nothingness. Once the songs ended and the city buses were finally running, we sorted out some logistics and then took a brief stroll through Jakarta's even briefer tourist district.

We met up with a local girl named Novie, who was recommended to me by Gusti, the coolest djembe teacher in Bali. Jenny and I were immediately impressed by Novie and we were soon inseparable. Even in the shadow of the bombings, the infamous Jakarta nightlife delivered a very entertaining evening. I sat in awe of both girls as they rocked the house at an open mic night, and their charms also helped secure some complimentary and very flammable liqueurs from the manager of a discotheque later in the evening. Unknown to Jenny and I, Novie was testing for her karate black belt the next day! After watching her performance we met some people at the local streetside eatery where unbelievably delicious ayam baker (BBQ chicken) was being served by the armload. I would later watch Novie practice singing with a small orchestra in an adaptation of a Spanish love story.

In a seemingly endless display of talent, I met up with an Indonesian photographer, Rarindra Prakasar. For a few years I have been following his jaw-dropping image gallery where his philosophy is immediately apparent – to make photographs look like paintings, and paintings look like photographs. I was lucky enough to follow him around for a photoshoot and witness his talent for capturing the magic of light.

Indonesia is an incredible country full of diverse people with almost unparalleled charisma. The landscape is quite literally of volcanic proportions. The climate and fertility of the soil provides a cornucopia of exotic fruits with looks and tastes more diverse than the capability of your imagination. Apples and oranges cannot stack up to the pleasures of sucking the seeds from a fresh marquesa, chewing the sweetest pineapple, drizzling lime over a plate of succulent mango, ravishing a sweet mangosteen, peeling the red prongs off a hairy rambutan, licking the smooth inside skin of the soap-like gargantuan jackfruit, conquering a dragon fruit, savoring cinnamon strawberries, or harvesting a fresh young coconut from the tree and turning the milk and flesh into an iced shake to fend off the afternoon heat. Here, even papaya tastes good. Fruits from places like The Big Durian make fruits from places like The Big Apple seem a little worm infested.


Jakarta, Indonesia (sorta). Jenny breaking her durian-virginity.


Jakarta, Indonesia. Sometimes my life is pretty rough. Can you tell? Novie and Jenny and me in the middle.


Jakarta, Indonesia. There were a few mostly clothed dancers that put on quite an entertaining show on the bar that would make Coyote Ugly seem like Sesame Street.


Jakarta, Indonesia. Novie practicing for her musical adaptation of a Spanish love story.


Jakarta, Indonesia. This extremely popular roadside restaurant was a very cool gathering place and the BBQ chicken (ayam bakar) is to die for!


Jakarta, Indonesia. I count an amazing 10 plates that this guy is delivering at one time... and he does this ALL night long!


Outside Jakarta, Indonesia. My photos when learning from Rarindra Prakasar.


Outside Jakarta, Indonesia. My photos when learning from Rarindra Prakasar.


Outside Jakarta, Indonesia. My photos when learning from Rarindra Prakasar.


Outside Jakarta, Indonesia. My photos when learning from Rarindra Prakasar.


Outside Jakarta, Indonesia. My photos when learning from Rarindra Prakasar.


Outside Jakarta, Indonesia. My photos when learning from Rarindra Prakasar.

Friday, July 17, 2009

Smoking Buddha Boards (Indonesia Part 3)

Mount Bromo, Yogyakarta, Borobudur Temple, Batu Karas
Java, Indonesia
July 10 – July 17, 2009
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Smoking Mount Bromo
I could call it an epiphany, or possibly a revelation of minor proportions. The decision came easy. It kinda came from god… er… mohammed. The searing noise of the mosque after a long overnight journey to Java was motivation enough to succumb to the demands of the tour operator and leave immediately for Mount Bromo. It was 3:45am and I am still not sure if the tour guide had a divine co-conspirator, or whether it was a simple but effective sales tactic to situate directly across from the insidious green mosque. It certainly lent itself to customers making fast decisions that took them fast and far from their location - at a price, of course.

Johnny and I brushed the sleep from our eyes and the bruises from our bodies after enduring a further bone-crunching bus ride. At the lookout point, we gazed across the wasteland where a few volcanic cones pierced the low lying fog, one still sputtered smoke that added to the cloudy haze. We descended down the steep cliffs of the Tengger Massif caldera and cut our way through the cold thick fog towards Mount Bromo. By the time we ascended, most of the fog had lifted and a thin dusty veil now shrouded the temple and the impossibly flat caldera that extended a diameter of 10 kilometres.

Yogyakarta & Buddhist Borobudur Temple
Immediately battered by Batik art salesmen, my impression of Yogyakarta sunk as low as the bad sales pitches. We were happy to escape the city as we rode our motorcycles through the cold early morning air towards the Buddhist Borobudur temple that was abandoned around 1000AD and only rediscovered in 1814. Intricate relief carvings adorn the side walls where followers walked around the temple gradually ascending the seven levels representing the stages of Buddhist enlightenment. Near the top, large bell-shaped stupas form a circular mandala and each houses a statue of Buddha. It was spectacular looking down where the mist and fog merged with the jungle that reached out the horizon where several volcanoes loomed. Still early in the morning, we aimed our bikes towards Merapi volcano and climbed upwards into the lush fertile hills where fruit and vegetables farms were planted on every conceivable metre of land and strawberry fields were forever.

That evening Johnny bailed back to the comforts of Bali and I was determined to push on upwards through Java. The next day I sat in my comfortable air-conditioned business-class train seat for the northwards journey, but because the car was located at the rear of the train, I did not see the sign for my expected station. As the train pulled away, I realized I missed my stop. I got off at the next station about an hour later, and crammed myself onto public transportation to backtrack my route. Four hours later, I had made friends with a few friendly Muslim women who were eager to practice their English, and wanted to share aspects of their life and family with a foreigner. Unfortunately my visa was expiring soon and I had to skip the cultural exchange, and I continued onwards to the small surfing town of Batu Karas.

Surfing Batu Karas
Batu Karas is possibly one of the best secret spots to learn how to surf. Long slow rolling waves gently fold over and when the ride is finished, you can walk up the beach to catch the next wave off the point break without having to waste all your energy paddling through the surf. Relaxed and laid back, the locals will often hold off catching a good wave themselves and will help you learn position and technique so that you can attempt to ride it into shore. Generally speaking, the surfer credo is to treat a new surfer like an asshole until they prove themselves a worthy surfer. In Indonesia, it seems you have to prove yourself to BE an asshole before they treat you like one.

I woke up early on the last of my 3 surfing days disappointed to see the rain pounding hard against the dark cloudy sky. After a few moments of wimpy deliberation, I threw away my excuses and paddled out alone into the water. The waves were mine, and my practice was paying off. I was finally becoming comfortable carving the long board slowly left and right, feeling the subtle balance point as I walked back and forth on the board in unsuccessful attempts to ‘hang ten’.


Mount Bromo, Java, Indonesia. A few peaks poking through the mist of the Tengger Massif caldera.


Mount Bromo, Java, Indonesia. Smoking Bromo.


Mount Bromo, Java, Indonesia. Mists in the forests on the outer edge of the caldera.


Mount Bromo, Java, Indonesia. Yeah, that's me.


Mount Bromo, Java, Indonesia. Looking down through the dust towards the temple in the middle of the caldera.


Borobudur Temple, Java, Indonesia. Silhouettes at sunrise and misty jungle in the background.


Borobudur Temple, Java, Indonesia. Silhouettes at sunrise and looming volcanoes on the horizon.


Borobudur Temple, Java, Indonesia. Each of these stupas houses a statue of Buddha.


Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia. Exciting intellectual nights in Yogya for Johnny and I.


Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia. Yogya's only form of excitement came when Johnny relieved the cyclo driver of his duties and pedaled through the streets with locals gawking and laughing at the absurdity of a sports-clothed booley goblock (stupid whitey) pedaling an old local around. Adding to our excitement, we were catapulted from our unstable contraption when we were rear-ended by an absent minded motorcyclist upon which we were strewn out all over the street. Injuries consisted of a little blood and scrapes, and some bruised egos!


Yogyakarta, Java, Indonesia. This strange vendor was selling dyed baby chicks. For what purpose, I am not exactly clear, but they certainly looked hilarious. Do you eat the red ones last?


Batu Karas, Java, Indonesia. The view from my room in Java Cove hotel, Batu Karas.