Showing posts with label biennale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label biennale. Show all posts

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Lob From Canada... South Korea

South Korea. Busan, Daegu, Gwangju, Gyeongju, Damyang
August 26 - September 21, 2008

Yes, you read that correctly... Lob From Canada. In Korea, here's generally how it goes when I meet someone on the street:
"What is your name?"
"Rob," I attempt to say clearly and slowly.
"Lob?" they repeat.
I try a different version that seemed to work for Spanish people... "No, Robert." "Lob Lobert?", they say, excited that they understand me completely the first time.
"Yes, that's it... Lob," I concede. At least its a closer version than the stir-fry version I make trying to repeat their Korean names.

Landing in South Korea, I was overwhelmed by the massive rows of cloned apartment complexes that merged with a skyline otherwise dominated by large green hills (or mountains as the locals prefer to call them). Beneath, the neon cities are an epileptic's nightmare of flashing advertising for restaurants, DVD viewing rooms, karaoke clubs, and many other dubious 'entertainment' establishments that fill many floors of the commercial buildings. Luckily, my friend Minja, whom I'd met in Bosnia last summer, was kind enough to pick me up at the airport and ease my transition into South Korea.

In Korea there are many foreigners, but I am sure I was one of the only tourists. All the rest were teaching English, and it seems like a pretty good gig... From what I gather, the tax-free pay is very competitive with my salary as an engineer back in Canada... plus, the rent is included and the work hours are way less! A strange phenomenon among the westerners was the proliferation of extremely awkward North American guys who end up in South Korea. From casual observation and some well-placed eavesdropping, I am certain that these guys would be hard pressed to extract a phone number from a girl holding a telephone directory, yet in Korea, they are walking hand-in-hand with beautiful bombshell girlfriends! It seems this is the place I belonged in my early 20's!

As a cultural generalization, the Koreans seem like very strict law-abiding, organized, and very conservative citizens, yet there were some notable contradictions that I could not resolve. 1) Traffic... while it is not acceptable to J-walk on an obviously empty street, it seems perfectly acceptable (buses included) to run or ignore red lights. 2) The Elderly... given respect simply for being older, many elders have evolved into extremely rude and pushy individuals without respect for anyone else not sporting the ubiquitous white gloves and massive face-visors. Even on a jam-packed subway train, the seats reserved for the elderly and handicapped remain vacant. It doesn't even seem acceptable to sit in one of these seats and then willingly relinquish it when someone eligible comes along. Even more strange, these elderly and disabled seats are always at the end of the trains immediately next to the emergency buttons and fire extinguishers. Call me crazy, but my first choice of someone to weild the emergency axe or fire extinguisher wouldn't be old grandma with a walker and cataracts. 3) Sex... while it seems that Koreans are relatively sexually reserved as a culture, there are loads of neon drive-in love motels, fully equipped with private parking lots, free pornography, bigscreen TVs, moodlighting and mirrors, kingsize beds, energy drinks, hourly rates, and a no-identification-required check-in. These love hotels came in extremely handy for me since they were the only affordable accommodations in this non-touristy country...

While I spent most of my time in and around the bustling port city of Busan, I also managed to visit some outlying places of interest, including the temples of Gyeongju, the streets and malls of Daegu, the Biennale Art Festival in Gwangju, the bamboo forests of Damyang, and the traditional folk village near Andong. I have to apologize in advance for the misspellings, mistakes, and omissions in the text below, but I don't have my notes with me and am working from memory...




Near Busan, South Korea. Seaside temple.


Near Busan, South Korea. Me and Buddha. My belly will be this big after eating all this Korean food!!


Hae Un Dae Beach, Busan, South Korea. Beaches, innertubes, and right within the city!


Daegu, South Korea. 3rd largest city in South Korea, taken from a rooftop...


Daegu, South Korea. The front door on a bar, which mirrors my thoughts about many places in the world with respect to US Soldiers!!


Somewhere south of Gwangju, South Korea. Green Tea plantation.


South Korea. Typical temple designs and colours.


Food, South Korea. Typical spread of food... no, I cannot name them all!


Temple, Gyongju. Walked around the artificial lake and listened to a jazz concert being played in this ancient temple site.


Monastary, South Korea. Monastary out in the mountains near Busan.


Tongdosa Temple, Yangsan, South Korea. Looking up at the ceiling in the monastary at the paper lotus flower decorations.


More food.


Me playing photographer with my little camera in the bamboo forest near Damyang.


Bamboo forest near Damyang just after a seriously intense rainstorm.


Bamboo forest near Damyang just after a seriously intense rainstorm.


Different bamboo forest... I just like to climb things sometimes!


A little photoshop magic to make this Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rob scene!


Minja posing at the Biennale exhibit in Busan.


Minja dancing through the flowers in the traditional village near Andong.


Minja dancing through the flowers in the traditional village near Andong.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Venice Is Sinking, but Slowly

Venice, October 10 - 13th, 2007

Venice is a dizzying maze of 118 islands joined by about 400 bridges, where your sense of direction is guided more by quantum theory principles than standard compass-logic. While it is usually possible to find your end destination, the journey from point A to point B refuses to allow you to navigate the same way twice... even following supposedly the exact same directional signs. This makes it particularly difficult, if not impossible, as a wanna-be-photographer to later return to an obscure place of interest found along the way.

As luck would have it, the Biennale di Venezia, a famous arts festival, was showing the works from questionably talented artists from many countries. The Yeti-/crystal-/taxidermy-obsessed LSD-inspired Canadian artist failed miserably to make me a proud Canadian. The Russian exhibition was particularly intelligent, with the highlight being the media shower, where live television literally cascaded down and around the viewer and showered them with media overload. By turning the shower knob, the viewer could immerse themselves in different themes ranging from news, sports, nature, soaps, and pornography. Also of obsessive interest, a French exhibit by Sophie portrayed video and/or critique from 107 ladies on the email breakup letter offered by her last (ever?) boyfriend. Critiques were offered by psychologists, actresses, linguists, a parrot, comedians, and other media names such as Feist and Miss Kitten. This exhibit was really bizarre and obsessive and left me laughing, crying, and running for cover all at the same time. I will add the name 'Sophie' to the list of girls never to date...

For the record - Venice is in fact sinking, and the merchants of Venice have been replaced by illegal immigrant hawkers selling fake purses...


Venice, Italy. The Grand Canal, the main highway.


Venice, Italy. A minor canal full of tourist gondolas.


Venice, Italy. A quiet and lonely gondola in the supposed off-season.


Venice, Italy. Night shot along a casually curving canal.


Venice, Italy. Under the bridge(s).


Venice, Italy. Biennale Art Festival. A Russian exhibit, a literal construction of being showered by media, as 400 live-feed channels cascade down and around. Turn the shower knob, and the channels change by categories including news, sports, nature, soaps, and pornography.


Venice, Italy. Biennale Art Festival. A French exhibit by Sophie, with videos of 107 ladies commenting and/or critiquing the email break up letter offered by her last (ever??) boyfriend. Critiques were offered by psychologists, actresses, linguists, a parrot, comedians, and other media names such as Feist and Miss Kitten.